One Liners

1.Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.


2.Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.


3.To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool
you is worse


4.Advice is what we ask for when we already know the
answer but wish we
didn't


5. Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the
aftermath'.


6.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired


7.Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it
anyway.


8.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with
me.


9.Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.


10. Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor
people in rich countries
to rich people in poor countries.


11.Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


12.A successful marriage requires falling in love many
times, always with
the same person.


13.You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing
them.


14.It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.


15.Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out
with other guys.


16.Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.


17.Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for
you.


18.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the
other is husband!


19.Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because
they have to say something


20.They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets
to speak