IT means...

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems
6. SAPIENT : Silly And Puzzled Idiots Exploring Network Technology
7. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
8. BAAN : Beggers Assosciation and Nerds
9. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
10. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
11. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
12. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
13. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible 1
4. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
15. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
16. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. DELL : Deplorable Eq


I wud definitely like to add some more acronyms here....

Shayari!!!

Dress ma tame sara lago chho, Punjabi ma tame pyara lago chho;
Sari ma koi di joya nathi, Mate tame Kunwara lago chho;
Bolo chhe ichcha?

Jivan ma JAS nathi, Prem ma RAS nathi;
Dhandha ma KAS nathi, Javu chhe swarg ma, pan eni koi BUS nathi

Dil na dardo ne pinaro shu jane, prem na rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif kabar ma, Te uparthi phool muknaro shu jane!

Zindagi ne jivvani Filsufi samji lidhi,
Je khushi aavi jivan ma, aakhri samji lidhi! - Mariz

Shu karu fariyaad tari, Fariyaad ma yaad che
Fari fari ne yaad tari, Ej mari fariyaad che!

Tu hase che jyare jyare tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade che.
Hu vicharu chu betho betho ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade che!

Doobta jeevan na tame swaas chho, kahu kem ke tame kaink 'khaas' chho.
Tame phool nahi pan jamin par ugta ghaas chho, sachu kahu, tame ek moto Traas chho.

Loko kahe chhe ke - Hasya tena ghar vasya!
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke - Ghar vasya pachi ketla hasya?
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[ this is for sortware professionals..]
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

Humse kya khata hui ki mail aana band hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya mail server band Hai........

Badli hai duniya, kuchch Kuchch mai bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab software programmer ban gaya hoon

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