Some funny Leave letters

its time to laugh a lot...................
This is a collection of leave letters and applications
written by people in various places of India.

1. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot
attend the class...."

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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I
am both for the past Several years and I can handle
both; I am applying for the post."

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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as
follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along
with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave!
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave"

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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying
in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

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6. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday."

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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for
the day.

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8. A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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9. >From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband At home I may be granted leave".

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11. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an
employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
leave..."