Tame Yaad avya.

પાન લીલું જોયું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં,

જાણે મોસમનો પહેલો વરસાદ ઝીલ્યો રામ,

એક તરણું કોળ્યું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં.



ક્યાંક પંખી ટહુક્યું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં,

જાણે શ્રાવણના આભમાં ઉઘાડ થયો રામ,

એક તારો ટમક્યો ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં.



જરા ગાગર ઝલકી ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં,

જાણે કાંઠા તોડે છે કોઈ મહેરામણ રામ,

સહેજ ચાંદની છલકી ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં.



કોઈ ઠાલું મલક્યું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં,

જાણે કાનુડાના મુખમાં બ્રહ્માંડ દીઠું રામ,

કોઈ આંખે વળગ્યું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં.



કોઈ આંગણ અટક્યું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં,

જાણે પગરવની દુનિયામાં શોર થયો રામ,

એક પગલું ઊપડ્યું ને તમે યાદ આવ્યાં.

Some funny Leave letters

its time to laugh a lot...................
This is a collection of leave letters and applications
written by people in various places of India.

1. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot
attend the class...."

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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I
am both for the past Several years and I can handle
both; I am applying for the post."

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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as
follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along
with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave!
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave"

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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying
in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

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6. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday."

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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for
the day.

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8. A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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9. >From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband At home I may be granted leave".

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11. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an
employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
leave..."

Gone Are the Days...

Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches.

Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes.

Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.

Gone are the days
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds.

Gone are the days
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, Was awaited more
eagerly than the monsoons.

Gone are the days
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy.

Gone are the days
When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks.

Gone are the days
When few rushed at 5:30 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus.

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,
And the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams,
And the most enjoyed holidays after them.

Gone are the days
We learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost, We laughed,
we cried,we fought, we thought.

Gone are the days
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more.

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and Ever.

Some Funnies.............

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.
4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....
5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have
stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...
9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar
karte hain
11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken
hearts have no spare parts.
19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain
21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
24.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
26.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for
tears if your friend is good.
28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE
32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
35.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
36.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..
37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i
39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

44.Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

51.jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

54.Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find.
>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;
>The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;
>And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.

55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..
56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.
59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

The Code Project - Offering a better (ODP Compliant) ASP.NET Session object - ASP.NET

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Have fun with Stick Cricket

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Oh! To have a Southy as wife! by Srinivasan T V on Sulekha

Oh! To have a Southy as wife! by Srinivasan T V on Sulekha

Vo Subah Kabbhi to Aayegi - By Sahir Ludhiyanvi

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

in kaalii sadiyo.n ke sar se jab raat kaa aa.Nchal dhalakegaa
jab dukh ke baadal pighale.nge jab sukh kaa saagar jhalakegaa
jab ambar jhuum ke naachegaa jab dharatii naGhme gaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

jis subah kii Khaatir jug jug se ham sab mar mar ke jiite hai.n
jis subah ke amrit kii dhun me.n ham zahar ke pyaale piite hai.n
in bhuukii pyaasii ruuho.n par ik din to karam farmaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

maanaa ke abhii tere mere aramaano.n kii qiimat kuchh bhii nahii.n
miTTii kaa bhii hai kuchh mol magar insaano.n kii qiimat kuchh bhii nahii.n
insaano.n kii izzat jab jhuuThe sikko.n me.n na tolii jaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

daulat ke liye jab aurat kii ismat ko naa bechaa jaayegaa
chaahat ko naa kuchalaa jaayegaa, izzat ko naa bechaa jaayegaa
apanii kaalii karatuuto.n par jab ye duniyaa sharmaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

biite.nge kabhii to din aaKhir ye bhuuk ke aur bekaarii ke
TuuTe.nge kabhii to but aaKhir daulat kii ijaaraadaarii ke
jab ek anokhii duniyaa kii buniyaad uThaaii jaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

majbuur bu.Dhaapaa jab suunii raaho.n kii dhuul na pha.Nkegaa
maasuum la.Dakapan jab ga.ndii galiyo.n me.n bhiik na maa.Ngegaa
haq maa.Ngane waalo.n ko jis din sulii na dikhaaii jaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

faaaqo.n kii chitaao.n par jis din insaa.N na jalaaye jaaye.nge
siine ke dahakate dozakh me.n aramaa.N na jalaaye jaaye.nge
ye narak se bhii ga.ndii duniyaa, jab swarg banaaii jaayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

jis subah kii Khaatir jug jug se ham sab mar mar ke jiite hai.n
jis subah ke amrit kii dhun me.n ham zahar ke pyaale piite hai.n
vo subah na aaye aaj magar, vo subah kabhii to aayegii

vo subah kabhii to aayegii

Build a Better Bush - AnsMe.com Funny Stuff

Build a Better Bush - AnsMe.com Funny Stuff

College Ke Din

Yeh degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Wo chaay ka glass, wo teekha samosaa.


Wo college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
Wo chaaywala, jise saare kehte the... munna;
Wo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
Wo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
Wo padhte hi chiththi oos ka bhadakna,
Wo chehre ki laali, wo aankhon ka gussaa...


Kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
Wo project ki khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa;
Wo lecture mei doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
Wo sir ko chidhanaa , wo aeroplane udaanaa;
Wo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicals ka kissaa....

Bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa,
Wo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa;
Wo seminar ke din pairon ka chhatpatanaa,
Wo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa;
Wo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
Wo parents ka vishwas - Teachar ka Bharosaa...

College ki na khatam hone wali ratein
Wo doston se canteen mein pyari si batein
Wo gathering ke din ka ladana zagadana
Ladkiyon ka wo yoon hi hamesha akadana

Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koi

Wo kisse, wo batein, wo shararatein. wo jawani

Wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....

IT means...

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems
6. SAPIENT : Silly And Puzzled Idiots Exploring Network Technology
7. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
8. BAAN : Beggers Assosciation and Nerds
9. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
10. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
11. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
12. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
13. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible 1
4. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
15. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
16. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. DELL : Deplorable Eq


I wud definitely like to add some more acronyms here....

Shayari!!!

Dress ma tame sara lago chho, Punjabi ma tame pyara lago chho;
Sari ma koi di joya nathi, Mate tame Kunwara lago chho;
Bolo chhe ichcha?

Jivan ma JAS nathi, Prem ma RAS nathi;
Dhandha ma KAS nathi, Javu chhe swarg ma, pan eni koi BUS nathi

Dil na dardo ne pinaro shu jane, prem na rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif kabar ma, Te uparthi phool muknaro shu jane!

Zindagi ne jivvani Filsufi samji lidhi,
Je khushi aavi jivan ma, aakhri samji lidhi! - Mariz

Shu karu fariyaad tari, Fariyaad ma yaad che
Fari fari ne yaad tari, Ej mari fariyaad che!

Tu hase che jyare jyare tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade che.
Hu vicharu chu betho betho ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade che!

Doobta jeevan na tame swaas chho, kahu kem ke tame kaink 'khaas' chho.
Tame phool nahi pan jamin par ugta ghaas chho, sachu kahu, tame ek moto Traas chho.

Loko kahe chhe ke - Hasya tena ghar vasya!
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke - Ghar vasya pachi ketla hasya?
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[ this is for sortware professionals..]
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

Humse kya khata hui ki mail aana band hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya mail server band Hai........

Badli hai duniya, kuchch Kuchch mai bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab software programmer ban gaya hoon

Fact Monster

Fact Monster

One Liners

1.Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.


2.Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.


3.To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool
you is worse


4.Advice is what we ask for when we already know the
answer but wish we
didn't


5. Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the
aftermath'.


6.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired


7.Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it
anyway.


8.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with
me.


9.Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.


10. Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor
people in rich countries
to rich people in poor countries.


11.Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


12.A successful marriage requires falling in love many
times, always with
the same person.


13.You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing
them.


14.It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.


15.Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out
with other guys.


16.Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.


17.Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for
you.


18.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the
other is husband!


19.Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because
they have to say something


20.They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets
to speak

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